I bet he loves his parents MAJOR DICKHEAD

Paid for Sex? My friend asked me the other day if I've ever paid for sex. I reminded her that I have children... So yes, I've dearly paid for it.

It;s a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

Boy being pecked by Duck

A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina

Don't believe them when they tell you it smells like rose petals when it's supposed to smell like pussy

I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations

The reason women are usually not the ones to propose is because as soon as she drops to her knees, he will start unzipping his pants

Malamig lang ang panahon jowa na ang hanap mo.. try mong mag lugaw may itlog din yun

I'm not a slut, my vagina is simply very dedicated to volunteer work

I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos.. but it's hard... so hard.

Rock Beats Scissors. Paper Beats Rock. Scissors Beats Paper. Nothing Beats a Blowjob

And in other news i have a vagina on my neck

Remember Ladies, Today's Chevron Pattern is Tomorrow's Floral Wallpaper and shag Carpet

Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that

Guys walks out of the restroom Girl says "sir your garage door is open.." Guy asks "Did you see my Harley" Girl says : "No, I saw a mini bike with two flat tires"

The camel called. he wants his toe back

Had to pull over and take a picture. My plans don't include Teen Pregnancy. Just Beet it.

The difference between a divorce and a circumcision? That's easy! with a divorce you get rid of the whole dick!

Why yes, RN stands for Really Naughty, and the beds have straps. why do you ask?