Showing posts with label Cars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cars. Show all posts
Monday, May 30, 2016
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Monday, August 25, 2014
Sunday, August 17, 2014
Sunday, August 10, 2014
Saturday, August 9, 2014
I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet. don't worry sir... we will find your car
Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector : what is her height?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim or Healthy?
Husband : Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector : Colour of eyes?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Inspector : what was she wearing?
Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector : Was she driving?
Husband : yes.
Inspector : colour of the car?
Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying..
Inspector : Don't worry sir,... we will find your car
Monday, August 4, 2014
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Saturday, July 12, 2014
Sunday, July 6, 2014
Things I say while I'm driving.
me : what the fuck are you doing. what. the fuck. are you doing.
Me : Nice BLINKER Asshole
Me : why the fuck are we not even going the speed limit. why.
Me : I am going ten miles per hour over the speed limit what more do you want
me : Shit is that a cop? No.
me : shit THAT is a cop
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Friday, May 23, 2014
Friday, May 16, 2014
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Saturday, May 10, 2014
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