I know, I swear a lot. 1. I am very sorry. 2. I'll try to be good. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You can Fuck Off

It's Father's Day so Thank A Mother Fucker

Fuck those "friends" who left you. Fuck that asshole who hurt you. Fuck that bitch who can't keep her mouth shut about you. Fuck that person that hurt you. Fuck that person who lied to you. Fuck those people who broke their promises. Fuck two-faced people. Fuck stuck up sluts. Fuck whores who can't back off what's yours. Fuck people who spread rumors. Fuck those people who made you cry. Fuck it all

Fuck mornings, Fuck early work. fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon

This is my asshole antenna. You're coming in loud and clear

I love the word Fuck and using it often doesn't make me any less intelligent than you

Fuck off pie 1 Cup of nobody cares a dash of kiss my ass add some fuck you's Stir, shove it up your ass and fuck off!

Fuck those “friends” who left you. Fuck that asshole who hurt you. Fuck that bitch who can ‘t keep her mouth shut about you. Fuck that person that hurt you. Fuck that person who lied to you. Fuck those people who broke their promises. Fuck two-faced people. Fuck stuck up sluts. Fuck whores who can’t back off what’s yours. Fuck people who spread rumors. Fuck those people who made you cry. Fuck it all.

Fuck is the best fucking word ever fucking created. It should be used every fucking day in every fucking way possible. Fuck

Fuckers. I'll have the fuckin cheeseburger with the fuckin fries and some fuckin coffee

Wake me up from my nap again and I'll fucking kill you

Let me fuck you up with some truth here.

Fuck that Shit is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"

I want you to learn a new word : "Quitchabitchin". it's latin for "shut the fuck up"

My kind of news. Today some asshole did some shit to some other asshole. They were both assholes.. so fuck those idiots back to you twatwaffle

Shit Bitch you is fine. One giant size shit bitch bear

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers

My mouth automatically says Fuck when something wrong happens

Everytime I die playing Flappy Bird

Fuck these letters

Fuck these buildings

Fuck this little guy

Fuck these bushes

I may not voice my opinion very often but when I do. You shut your dirty clownwhore mouth and listen to what I have to say.