She's so beautiful. I want to marry her... wait.. what?! Miss Gay Philippines

Oh good. It's important to eat plenty of meat

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

Justine Bieber is not a Girl. He is a Lady

Gay guy eats ass

We were at a chicken restaurant and I wanted to order chicken butt.

So I asked my friend : " Kumakain ka ba ng puwet?"

He answered: "Oo, basta ba mahal ko."

Gay's favorite part of their body

Host : " Of your body parts, which is your favorite?"

Gay Beauty Contestant : " My neck. Because my neck holds my head, which will hold the crown later tonight. Thank you"

Sausage for his ass

Upon finding out that the salami he ordered at a deli was sliced by the crew.

A Gay customer got angry and said : " Ano'ng akala mo sa pwet ko, alkansya?"

Gay playing badminton

Gay Guy : " Paturo po ng badminton."

Coach : " Sige, hawakan mo ang raketa kung paano ka hahawak ng ari ng lalaki."

Gay Guy : " Ah, isusubo pala? "

Kakainin nalang namin uupuan nyo pa

Gay Friend : " Salot talaga kayong mga babae! Kakainin na lang namin, uupuan niyp pa!"

Honestly Bakla

A kid starting yelling at my gay friend : "Bakla! Bakla!"

My Friend answered : " Bakit, dine-deny ko ba?"

The Male Orgasm is like Gossip

The Male Orgasm is like Gossip... it passes from mouth to mouth.

More woman than you'll ever get

Angel from Rent : "I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get. "

Di baleng makita ang legs...

Gay guy wearing a mini-skirt : " Di baleng makita ang legs, 'wag lang ang eggs."

Let's get one thing straight

" Let's get one thing straight... I'm not"