Life Motto. when sad becomes true. stop sadness. be awesome

The life of a software engineer. Clean slate. solid foundations. this time I will build things the right way. much later.. oh my. I've done it again, haven't I?

99 little bugs in the code. 99 little bugs in the code. take one down. patch it around. 117 little bugs in the code

You used variables called I and L in the same method? I too like to live dangerously

Programming in a nutshell. Man I'll never figure this bug out. 10 minutes later. hell yeah. 10 minutes later. man, I'll never figure this bug out

How's everything coming along? I've got a rough outline of the project sketched out. I haven't started working and will show you something disappointing that I did in 5 minutes when you demand to see my progress

Good Coders. Oh, we've changed ">" to ">=" but that doesn't work either and now? let's try "<"

Darling get up quick there seems to be a bug on bed. what is the severity? Please log it in our defect racking system or ask offshore team to look into it

I will find your network engineer and get this site up and running

The 5 stages of Debugging.

The 5 stages of Debugging.
At some point in each of our lives, we must face errors in our code. Debugging is a natural healing process to help us through these times. It is important to recognize these common stages and realize that debugging will eventually come to an end.

Denial
This stage is often characterized by such phrases as "What? That's impossible" or "I know this is right" A strong sign of denial is recompiling without changing any code, "Just in case".

Bargaining / Self-blame
Several programming errors are uncovered and the programmer feels stupid and guilty for having made them. Bargaining is common "If I fix this, will you please compile?" also, "I only have 14 errors to go!"

Anger
Cryptic error messages send the programmer into a rage. This stage is accompanied by an hours-long and profanity-filled diatribe about the limitations of the language directed at whomever will listen.

Depression
Following the outburst, the programmer becomes aware that hours have gone by unproductively and there is still no solution in sight. The programmer becomes listless. Posture often deteriorates.

Acceptance.
The programmer finally accepts the situation, declares the bug a "Feature", and goes to play some Quake

Give a man a regex and he'll parse strings for a function. teach a man to regex and he'll be stuck in debugging hell for the rest of his life

My code doesn't work and I don't know why. My code works and I don't know why

The life of a software Engineer

The #1 Programmer excuse for legitimately slacking off : "My Code's Compiling"

I'm a programmer. I have no money and no life

How do you scare a software engineer?

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That moment when a Lady Programmer asks for help in Office

We are bothered only about errors, not warnings!!

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