2 pieces of advice Never laugh at your wife's choices; you are one of them. Never be proud of your choices; your wife is one of them.

Relationships. where are you taking me? For Granted!

I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet. don't worry sir... we will find your car

Husband : I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector : what is her height?

Husband : I never checked.

Inspector : Slim or Healthy?

Husband : Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector : Colour of eyes?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Inspector : what was she wearing?

Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector : Was she driving?

Husband : yes.

Inspector : colour of the car?

Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a  very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying..

Inspector : Don't worry sir,... we will find your car

It's called the First fight box. write love letters to each other and place into a box along with a bottle of wine. Nail it shut at the wedding. when you have your first fight, open it up, pour the wine, go to separate corners, read the love letter & remember what it's all about

When you ask ya girl what's wrong and she says nothing. Then 30 minutes later she send you a 10 page essay

Would you just stay with me? stay with you? what for? look at us, we're already fighting. well that's we do. we fight. you tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass. which you are 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings, they have, like a two-second rebound rate and you're back doing the next pain in the ass thing. so, what? so, it's not gonna be easy, it's gonna be really hard. and we're gonna have to work at this everyday. but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever. you and me everyday

Before Marriage. Love Birds. After Marriage. Angry Birds

Don't ignore problems. whatever problems arise in a romantic relationship, it's important to face them together as a couple. If an aspect of the relationship stops working, don't simply ignore it, but instead address it with your partner. Things change, so respond to them together as they do

Hey bae, just wanted to let you know that I love you and am so lucky to have a girl like you as mine. You're my one and only, and I hope we last forever. Here's a kiss just for you. I hope you're having a good day, I love you baby. You're my world. Why 98% of relationships don't work

Boyfriend : Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend : it is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

The Awful Truth.. Awful but true

How could you be so insensitive? what? what did I do? this is what it looks like from the other person's perspective!

If you have someone in your life who laughs at the same crap you do, no matter how messed up it is. They are your soulmate

Nothing is better than seeing your ex with someone uglier than you!!

Don't ever take your girl for granted, you neve know who's out there correcting your mistakes

This shit be stronger than some peoples relationship

The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding

The Secret to a Successful Marriage. is to keep his stomach full and his balls empty

If your girlfriend doesn't like that bitch, you don't talk to that bitch.

Relationships are harder now because conversations become texts, arguments become phonecalls and feelings become status updates