I like to burn my bridges while I'm still standing on them so people know I'm serious about my crazy

You are not crazy if you talk to yourself or if you answer youself. you are only crazy if you interrupt your own conversation

I'm not crazy I'm just special no, wait maybe I am crazy one second I have to talk to myself about this, hold on..

I have PMS, ADD & OCD. I want to kill you, but I can't focus on that right now, I have to go wash my hands

I like to burn my bridges while i'm still standing on them so people know I'm serious about my crazy

Normal people scare me and stupid people annoy me, so.. looks like that only leaves the wild and crazy people that I get along with the most

I saw a girl texting & driving the other day & it really pissed me off, so I rolled down my window & threw my beer at her

Your Crazy is showing you might want to tuck that back in

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I am not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize.. maybe I already am.

Relax We're all crazy. it's not a competition

It's a Scientific Fact : Never tell a woman she's crazy, unless you want to see crazy.

I'm McFucking Crazy

With an asshole here.. a cock smooch there.. he's a prick, theres a dick, son of a bitch you make me sick!

The thing about smart mother fuckers is.. they sound like crazy mother fuckers to dumb mother fuckers

I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure

Relax we are all crazy it is not a competition

Said he was trying to save a princess.. and that he was being chased by turtles. That's when we checked the glove box and found the mushrooms. then it all made sense

You are not crazy if you talk to yourself or if you answer yourself. you are only crazy if you interrupt your own conversation

Pretty sure I'm going to be one of those senior citizens who bites everyone

Bitches be trippin. Stupid bitches be talkin to your man. Fake bitches be runnin their mouth. I'm over here like, I'm crazy. I stab bitches