Train like you've just been asked to join the Avengers!

Exercise should be more like trick-or-treating walk 20 feet, get a piece of candy, walk 30 feet, get another piece of candy, walk 15 feet, get a piece of candy

Iff you want me to go running with you, I'm going to need some motivation.. Like a clown chasing us with a bloody knife and margaritas at the finish line

How I think when I'm jogging. how I really look when I'm jogging

4 months till summer. Time to start!

Gym. No Pain, No Gain

I wish exercising was as easy as eating

Bitches be like. I ain't ending up like Miley!

I don't even see the food anymore. All I see is Calories Protein Carbs and Fats

I love exercise just not as much as I love wine.. or my friends.. or sitting on my ass.. or a combination of any of the above.. never mind

Facts about staying healthy 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal 2. a whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fata. 3. a rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. 4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing.. yet lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise! I don't think so.

There is no magic pill. no special shake. no secret diet. just get off your ass

Exercise.. Ex.. Er.. cise.. Ex.. ar.. size.. eggs.. are.. side.. for bacon.. Bacon

I hate my body. It's time to start working out. On Second thought, my body's not that bad..

Tired of being fat & ugly? just be ugly!! GYM

I'd do anything to lose weight except exercising and eating healthy

My top 5 exercises. 1. Jumping to conclusions. 2. Flying off the handle. 3. Carrying things too far. 4. Dodging responsibilities. 5. pushing your luck

It's astounding how much one's stress level goes down with the simple act of switching from skinny jeans to yoga pants

I workout because it's good for me. Also, because I like to eat. A lot.

Maybe I've never worked out because I've never had that kind of equipment