Just spooning my boyfriend. out of his container it's ice cream

The Forever alone Bible.. How to talk to your cat. The guide to a more fulfilling relationship with your feline. Jean Craighead George

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

Thank you for coming Pikachu you are the only one that understands me

My Current Relationship status. Never let me go pizza. never let me go

I found this website where you can calculate the changes of love between two people. this I have to try. insert your name. insert her name Click to continue. ooh exciting! Error dividing by zero. what does that mean?

1 Universe 8 Planets 192 Countries 180497 Islands 85 Seas 7 Billion People & Im Still Single

February 14th is coming. wake me up when it's all over

I've been dating a lot lately - mostly carbon. The loneliest Archaeologist

Make milkshakes they said. boys will come to your yard they said

Never been cheated on because I've never had a girlfriend

let's start with my feelings about my friends. oh wait, I don't have friends

Being single means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve. I'm so strong

People getting engaged and Im like.. what beer do I want?

in the hot tub with two cute chicks

Tell your crush the truth about your feelings, they said. She will understand and accept, they said

Are you single? No, I'm plural. I meant are you free this Friday? No I'm expensive

I love my computer. I love my boyfriend. I love my computer

Most difficult thing to do during exam was to write an essay on the best fried

No I love you more No I love you more No I love you more No I love you more