Not everything on the internet is true. So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me? The Truth Hurts

Let's have a deep conversation online tonight, and then act like it never happened tomorrow when we see eachother in "real life"

Arguing on the internet. Yeah, It's pretty much like this

I only use the internet one time a day. The Time I'm awake

It's the most perfect day ever! come outside chris! No!

I only go online once a day, for around 24 hours

Guess I'll check my Facebook and see who is being a whiny little bitch today

Nearly 40% of the internet is Pornograpy. are you telling me I've never seen 60% of the internet?

Remember : Things you see on the internet are made by People. the artist on the other side of the screen is a Person. so when you write a shitty mean comment ( for whatever reason ). on a piece of art. You're hurting a Real Person like you. There are enough assholes on the Internet. Don't be one. - Kate Leith 2013

On the internet you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid

Why do people say to me, "You're always on Facebook?" how do they know exactly? could it be because they are too?

That physical pain when you see someone type "http://www." into the url

99.9% of all LOL's are said with a face like this.

Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall

Thank you for updating Facebook again with what you ate for dinner. The suspense was killing me.

My computer is basically useless when it's not connected to the internet

The internet forging other countries to learn English since 1990

Did you know that shoving a tablespoon of cinamon up your ass can cut the duration of the common cold in half? you can trust me, I'm a random picture from the internet

Not everything on the internet is true. So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?

When an ad starts playing music in one of my browser tabs.. I will find you and I will kill you