Why Science teachers should not be given playground duty.

Why are there rings on Saturn?

And then... and then the teacher said... "Uranus is one of the gas giants!"

Never trust an Atom they make up everything

People used to imagine that 2012 would be full of flying cars but all we have is blankets with sleeves

and this is how, in 1869, Dmitri Mendeleev completed the first periodic table.

Scientist from the University of Oxford have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent but also very resistan to chronic illnesses like diabetes or heart problems

Hey, did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium are dating? No way OMg

Fun fact : Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. Some people never develop beyond this stage

Not to be technical but accodring to Chemistry.. Alcohol is a Solution!

Do not trust Atoms. They make up Everything

Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough. Love, Pluto