Hey, let's make a photo of jimmy right next to this pig with the huge fucking balls

I went to see a psychiatrist today. He told me I had a split personality and charged me $160. I gave him $80, and told him to get the rest from the other asshole!

Stool, Urine and Sperm Sample

Doctor : " I'll need samples of your stool, urine and sperm."

Lolo : " Ano daw? "

Lola : "Basta, ibigay mo nalang 'yung brip mo, nandyan na lahatt!"

Rectal Examination Anyone?

A friend who was about to administer a rectal exam told her patient

Friend : "Hinga lang po sa puwet... " ( breathe with your anus... )