I use my iPhone for almost everything except making phone calls.

For every good selfie there are 47 failed ones.

When someone posts a selfie, I always wonder how many pictures they took before they decided they had the perfect one

I use my iPhone for almost everything except making phone calls.

When ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

Frozen Computer. Maybe if I click everywhere it will start working again.

My generation's first eye phone

iPhone Group messages : because everyone loves getting 20 replies to your text message from random people

So what do you think of the new guy? His coding is sloppy, but his resume says he's been a professional web designer his whole life

Xiaomi Mipad 16 Hours of Video Screaming. WTF

Facebook isn't just Facebook. it's ESPN, The Weather Channel, TMZ, Twitter, and even the Jerry Springer Show

I've never been held hostage but I've been on a group text

When I was your age the internet went. Skaweeerureeweeert

Science step up your game.. You have 3 years to make this a reality

A bunch of my friends are coming over this evening to play on their phones

A Final troubleshooting step in server room.. only System / Network Engineers know!

User : i hate this program the software developers who wrote this were dumbasses. Programmer : I hate the language! The designers who created the language were dumbasses! Language Designer : I hate this environment! the engineers who created this system were dumbasses! Engineer : I hate building the circuitry! they physicists who discovered these laws were dumbasses! Physicist : Man, Fuck Gravity

Hey you, Gimme your phone! Oooh, it's that new phone with Fingerprint Sensor! That's so cool! Ok, Dude, sorry, but I've gotta cut off your fingers too

If I were to have three wishes, one would be to make everything on my Pinterest boards exist in my life. The other two would be unnecessary

If you really want to get to know me don't stalk me on Facebook. just follow me on Pinterest