I look forward to paying off all of my debt, and finally getting back to just being broke

I guess you could say I like older men

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down

Trading hours for money is never enough if you aspire to be rich, due to the fact jobs are not designed to make the employee rich... you must have the desire to be your own boss, in the end the head will eat and the tail will shit... Choice is yours

How I wanna die with my true love by my side

I look forward to payday. it gives me the 20 minutes of riches I need to pay my bills

New Louis Vuitton purse $2480. New iPad Air $699 New Jimmy Choo shoes $3250 New Armani Suit $1695 not buying any of thet and remaining debt free PRICELESS. There are some things credit can't buy. Your freedom is one of them

Based on my current rate of income, I estimate a comfortable retirement about 200 years after my death

Just checked my bank account.. it said "return everything you just bought, except the hooker heels.. you are going to need those

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks

Those who say Money can't buy you happiness clearly has never paid for a divorce

It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion

$19.99 because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money

Let me tell you something There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time. - Jordan Belfort The Wolf of Wall Street

Maybe I don't have the cutest smile. The strongest muscles.. or a big heart but baby.. I have a golden credit card. Not bad

3 things that keep a person sane at work. friends, laughter, and the paycheck at the end of the week

Based on my calculations, I can retire about 5 years after I die

The worst thing about rich people is that I'm not one of them

Money doesn't solve problems, but it could solve my money problem

Cristiano Ronaldo 15 years ago. US $205,000,000 Later. So.. There's no ugly people. Just poor people