I find it easy to act like I don't care because I don't

You're focusing too much on the "Crazy" and not enough on the "mother fucking awesome"

Break ups are like a bikini wax

Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he's destroying is this God he's worshiping. - Hubert Reeves

some people are Ok. but mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody

You know what really grinds my gears? when a girl with a nice curvy body thinks she is fat

If I could stop daydreaming about things that will never happen and live my life that'd be great

We did not evolve from monkeys. we simply share a common ancestor

Why the f*ck don't Vampires just go down on Menstrual Women?

I watch anime for the plot

If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of shit - Rustin Cohle

Just because a Woman likes your picture or your status on social media. does not mean she wants to see a picture of your weiner

Complains about how english people are too lazy to learn use french whilst in France. laughs at and degrades any English person trying to use French

Patient will be charged extra for annoying the doctor with self-diagnosis gotten off the internet

He'd better have gotten hit by a bus to have not texted me back by now!

Heisenberg knows Chemistry. Sheldon Knows Physics. Jon Snow Knows Nothing

If a dude staring at your boobs and you're tired of it, just stare right at his package make him feel insecure. Even, like kinda squint your eyes a little bit

Designed to be about stealth and blending in. best part of it is fighting as many enemies as possible

If someone has an imaginary friend, he is crazy. but if a group of people has a same imaginary friend, it's called Religion?

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck it up & move on, and crashed into we all have problems, before coming to a stop at get the hell over it