Then I told Mom & Dad I'm Sorry and I'll never do it again Lol

To avoid perpetuating gender stereotypes, I gave my daughter a mix of dolls and toy cars to play with. This is what happened.

Back in my day. Kids did what they were told to avoid getting their ass beat

Children : You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

The Noodler. The Twister. The Slow Poke. The Rod

They listen to everything but only hear what they want to!!! a little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra. The mom asks, "Why on earth do you need that?" The little boy replies, "isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!" I'm still laughing at this one!!!

Kids arguing : I hate you! I won't play with you again. So they played apart. after a few minutes, they played again and shared toys. Why? because for kids, happiness is more important than pride

Kids Logic on Food

Quick, what's the number for 911? How do I know?

Discipline your kids today so a prison guard won't have to later!

As soon as you finish putting my diaper on. I Will Shit

Do not make eye contact with children that are playing quietly

Back in my day. Kids did what they were told to avoid getting their ass beat.

If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. if a woman says you're ugly she's envious. if a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly

Kids toys should come with better warning labels like, "loud as hell", "no off switch" and requires 217 batteries

Trick or Treat? No, we want meth.

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iphone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves. When I was that age, I was eating dirt

It's not funny when your next

Told my 7yr daughter to put her bike away neatly, walked out to this...

Admit it. You had one of these too. and you loved it.