Beer doesn't have much Vitamins. That's why you need to drink a lot of it

Evil Cat

My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5

Friendship is not a big thing.. it's a million little things

Each Time i weighed myself I subtract 5 pounds because... well, come on, Boobs, Brains & Beauty this fabulous shouldn't be held against me!!

I don't drink to forget my problems. I drink to celebrate the face that I survived them!

Fast Food for Cows

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

If your rent and bilis are paid food on the table and clothes on your back and you don't have any money left over, don't let anyone tell you your broke cause you took care of Business!!

Whatever it is I didn't do it!

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positve, it will take their breath away

Coffee! if you're not shaking, you need another cup.