Computers were designed to make people more productive and then someone invented the internet

Life is so short, just do what the fuck makes you happy.

How phones used to be. How phones are now

Eminem being one sassy Motherfucker

You say you have a trojan? hmm.. gonna need to take a look at that back door

Welcome to Life! choose a difficulty

if condoms had sponsors

I'm looking for jaden smith. young male from after earth has a thing for confusing tweets. oh, and he smiles like this

Can your Mac do this? I don't think so.

Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy, But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some gil - Dr. Seuss

My wife asked for an Iphone 5S I updated her to IOS 7 and got her a new case

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow