I don't always live on this Planet. But when I do, I don't want to

Six Pack Cat

Friend : " Dude that song is old" me : well so is your mom.. but you still listen to her.

So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone

When a guy says that he's looking for a Country Girl, he doesn't mean he's looking for a girl that has been plowed more times than the family farm..

At Home. Raining again.. At School. Look! it's raining

Went to the Moon took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom took 37 photos

Girls are like abstract painting, even though you can't understand them, they are still beautiful

Escape He finally dit it!

How I feel when my internet is down...

I don't want to live. Coke and Mentos

Harry, can I be your Girlfriend? No, I think Ron likes you