If the President is Re-elected 8 million Americans will be unemployed. 8 Million and one.

If you know who these people are. Your childhood was awesome

Gangnam Style. Bond Style. 007

3 things that keep a person sane at work : Friends, laughter, and the paycheck at the end of the week

I'm actually a really nice person. I just don't like other people..

You say my morals are old fashioned? I say it's a sign of being brought up properly

I failed my driver's test. The guy asked me, "what do you do at a red light?" I said, "I usually respond to texts. check my emails and Facebook"

OMG Honey, u got Justin Bieber's face it's exactly like his skin

Nothing here is cheap. Except you. Believe me, I'm not cheap. Fine, Free. Whatever

Taking a shower in cold water

How I felt when Google Chrome Stopped working. You were the Chosen One

I don't always live on this Planet. But when I do, I don't want to