No, no, no. I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

No, I'm probably almost as ugly as you are! I was just trying to be nice you fat cow

oh my God. I Am Delicious

If you had a bad day, I just want to tell you that this painting ( etoile Bleue ) was sold for $37.700.000

The epic moment when you get a higher score than the smartest kid in class

It's easier to find your stuff here. than here

I do not always cry when I fall. but when I do I first check to see if anyone is watching

When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor's trash so you don't get robbed.

Trying not to act suspicious when passing by a police officer even though you're completely innocent

How I see myself with a knife in the kitcen. how my friends see me with a knife in the kitchen

Commercials y u no same volume as show

Taking off your headphones and checking how loud your music is because you think it might be too loud