I don't always do my homework but when I do, the teacher doesn't check it

Dear computer user, I do appreciate ur kind attitude towards the keys of keyboard, but 1 question. why do you press all keys softly and hit me with all your power?? Yours sincerely, Enter key

Bubble Gum Dentures

Not sure if I was happy in the 90's cause I was kid or 90's was just awesome

Go to College, they said. it will be good for your future, they said.f

Laziness it the mother of all bad habits!! but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her

In exam, Question says : if you answered yes, explain why. change answer to no.

That moment when you are talking to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you are just so hilarious

Never mind You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.

when I get a headache, I take 2 Aspirin and keep away from children. Just like it says on the bottle.

What normal people see. What we see

Everyhing happens for a reason. but sometimes the reason is tat you're stupid and you make bad decisions.