I'm sorry for saying all those things about you being a slut. The politically correct term is "sexually festive

Females be quick to call their babyfather a deadbeat, but will lay up with the next bitch babydaddy who don't do shit for his kids... smh

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive " look at this bitch eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place"

The female body is a delicate, beautiful flower, except the vagina, pound the fucking vagina

Every time you have to study for an exam. you end up cleaning your room.

This is why roadwork. Takes forvever to complete

I look at people sometimes and think.. Really? That's the sperm that won?

Why the Fuck do you let someone who just cut in front of 100 cars merge into the lane?

Wake me up from my nap again and I'll fucking kill you

Perfect table for summer cookouts and backyard entertaining!

I like being at home in my own little world. The real world is full of too many assholes

I'm about as frustrated as a crackhead without a lighter