Tuesday, April 1, 2014

I don't even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me


Right after dinner I'm Fucking you to Death


Pi is an infinite, nonrepeatlng decimal - meaning that every possible number combination exists somewhere in pi. Converted into ASCII text, somewhere in that infinite string of digits is the name of every person you will ever love, the date, time, and manner of your death, and the answers to all the great questions of the universe. Converted into a bitmap, somewhere in that infinite string of digits ls a pixel-perfect representation ot the first thing you saw on this earth, the last thing you will see before your life leaves you, and all the moments, momentous and mundane, that will occur between those two points. All information that has ever existed or will ever exist, the DNA of every being in the universe. EVERYTHING: all contained in the ratio of a circumference and a diameter.


She's so beautiful. I want to marry her... wait.. what?! Miss Gay Philippines


SAD NEWS - Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. 4? Services were held at 3:50 D .39 for about 20 minutes.


Plans on Bombing USA with Apple maps


Good pussy ain'y shit if it's not in between the legs of loyal woman.


Fake eyelashes are okay if they look natural. But some of you bitches look like you gonna take flight if ya blink too fast


I don't need sex.. the government fucks me everyday


Haters are like crickets : They chirp all fucking day and you walk by them and they shut the fuck up - Drita D Avanzo


Hugs keep us alive!


I'm sorry for saying all those things about you being a slut. The politically correct term is "sexually festive


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