I don't know if I'm hungry, but I'm going to eat anyway.. just in case

Once a month women turn crazy for about 30 days

I'm still waiting for the day when I use x2 y 8 x 2 y 2 = a - z 2 x 3 - 2z = 2.4 10y - 5z3 = k = 9 in real life

I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter

When someone stares at me, I assume they are taking notes.. on how to be fabulous

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying "Bitch, I can't read this, try again"

If you really want to get to know me don't stalk me on Facebook. just follow me on Pinterest

There's a fine line between a fitted dress and a sausage casing

I'd fuck me

Welcome to Facebook, where your family and friends block you, there's more drama than a soap opera, people stalk you, and you're not allowed to express your opinions. Enjoy!

Awesome ends in Me Coincidence? I think not

I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time