Me and my Obligations

I don't need a big, fancy vacation. I'd be happy with a trip to the bathroom by myself

My generation's first eye phone

When my family sees me wearing something other than yoga pants they ask why I'm so dressed up

For me, I'll just read one or two more chapters always ends at four in the morning with a finished book

I got 99 chores and I ain't did one. - Lay Z

If we could not have all four seasons of weather in one week, that'd be great

Sweetie, when you're on my level, That's when you can criticize me. Until then, pick on someone as pathetic as you

Please, continue to call me a bitch while I search for a fuck to give

I skip Black Friday because my hatred of mankind outweighs my love for stuff

There's a sleeping person. let's go ask it questions - Children

The older I get, the more everyone can kiss my ass