How was your weekend? Great, I didn't see anyone for two days

pagsuot mo ng pantalon. may langgam

Why are you asking me why she does that? She's Crazy. I'm not Crazy, I don't know why Crazy people do things. I'm not in the Crazy people club or know the Crazy people rules.

I don't have haters... I have fans in denial

Book hangover : Inability to start a new book because you're still living in the last book's world

So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men? No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, You will be, my C-men.

I knew you were my real friend after I noticed you cropped my photograph above my muffin top before sharing it on Facebook.

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed

Hey, babe.. I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and paula brought me here. doctors say I might lose my leg. Who's paula?

Oh, you're sick of me posting my workouts on Facebook? Please don't let my positive moment interrupt your whining about your job & bragging about binge drinking!

Congratulations on the upcoming celebration of your inherent ability to ignore red flags

I'm not always right, but when I am it's usually all of the time