Nothing is Impossible with the right attitude and a hammer

I think of you everyday and I still miss you

I Like big butts and I cannot lie

Dear Drama Queens, This is a diary Buy One and don't Facebook your problems!

If you can read this, the bitch fell off

Mumbling is the glue that holds a marriage together

Sometimes I just want to lie on the floor and do nothing

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus & EX's are from Uranus

As I do more laundry. nudists seem less crazy

Staying awake for 24 hours is a great way to connect with your inner psycho

Never piss off a Woman who can operate heavy machinery

Be strong enough to stand alone, be yourself enough to stand apart, but be wise enough to stand together when the time comes