My door was closed when you came in, don't walk off and leave it open

Smartest kid in 2nd grade. 23 years in a row

The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song

Looking down at your cell phone to avoid someone walking by

That awkward moment when you spell a common word correctly, but it just looks so wrong that you stare at it forever, questioning its existence

When Someone is using your cell phone you are like.. I'm watching you

The moment when you send the text to a wrong person

So much studying, so little time. Well, actually there's plenty of time, I just prefer to waste it doing random shit.

We never use the templates saved in our moblie. True Story

When my mom wakes me up. Come on sleepy angel, wake up sweet heart. When my dad wakes me up. Wake up wake up wake up

Why are you arrested? for shopping early. Well thats not a crime, anyways how early was it? before the shop opened

Because People who'd steal diet Coke are not fast enough to get away