Joke All You Can

Saturday, July 27, 2013

at 5:27 PM

Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away
Date Quotes

1. GIRL 1:"O, kamusta date mo kagabi?" GIRL 2:"Sumakit ang boobs ko...nasobrahan sa kape." GIRL 1:"Ha, ma...
It's a beautiful day! wish u were here! just look at this view! mom your finger is covering the lens. Oops! can you see it now? you can't just send the same picture. you have to take another one. how about now? looks great mom..
Saw the dumbest elevator today, It had a button for the floor I was already on? I don't know how I feel about this.
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
Dear Santa, why do all my toys say made in China? I guess even you can't abstain from the allure of cheap labor. Oink oink you capitalist pig. - Josh
I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking

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