Joke All You Can

Thursday, September 19, 2013

at 6:35 AM

A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized. She's always well-dressed and hair done. She behaves gracefully in all situations and circumstances, and no matter what, she never swears. She has more than enough patience to take care of her family. always has a smile on her lips, and a kind word for everyone. Share this, if you too, have just realized that you might be a man
Smile beats duckface. cleavage beats everything
Do I get a partial credit for simply having the courage to get out of bed and face the world again today?
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
I am a Burrito of Sadness
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
return to Jan!
Behold! the field in which I grow my fucks Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren
A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currnetly going around. if you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWork Medicine" (RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter" (BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen" (VODKA). Please re-post to raise awareness!

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