Punography

I tried to catch some Fog, I mist.

When chemists die, the barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance bout puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny. PERIOD.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations

Class trip to Coca-Cola Factory, I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first, then it grew on me.

How do you make Holy Water? Bowl the Hell out of it

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus

When you get a bladder infection. Urine trouble

What does a clock do when it's hungry? it goes back four seconds

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless