Joke All You Can

Friday, February 7, 2014

at 2:56 PM

Labels: Awesome, Fun

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
Dear Santa, why do all my toys say made in China? I guess even you can't abstain from the allure of cheap labor. Oink oink you capitalist pig. - Josh
I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
I'm not a virgin any more, just someone who cries near Jesus on the cross

My 10-year old daughter drops a bomb at Sunday dinner: "I'm not a virgin any more ..." I turn to the wife: "That...
If it's not a Petabye, it's not serious. Big Data, Little Penis. get on the Hadoop Bandwagon. Dick Shrinkage
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away
relationship goals!!!!
I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking

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