Joke All You Can

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Labels: Fun, Reality

I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
I am a Burrito of Sadness
with this I'm going to control your Life. The Truth some things never change
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
I am not someone's downtime, spare time, part time or some time. If they can't be there for me all the time then they are not even worth my time
Behold! the field in which I grow my fucks Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren
nanananananaananananaana BATMAN!!!
return to Jan!
A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currnetly going around. if you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWork Medicine" (RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter" (BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen" (VODKA). Please re-post to raise awareness!
NASA versus APPLE!!

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