10 REASONS T0 OPPOSE MARRIAGE EQUALITY

10 REASONS T0 OPPOSE MARRIAGE EQUALITY

1. Being gay is not natural. Real
Americans always reject unnatural
things like eyeglasses, polyester
and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage
people to be gay, in the same way
that hanging around tall people will
make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will
open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish
to marry their pets because a dog
has legal standing and can sign a
marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around
a long time and hasn't changed at all
like many of the principles on which
this great country was founded;
women are still property, blacks still
can‘t marry whites, and divorce is
still illegal.

5- Straight marriage would be less
meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of marriages like
Britney Spears‘ would be destroyed.

6. The only valid marriages are those
which produce children. Gay couples,
infertile couples, and old people
shouldn't be allowed to marry
because our orphanages aren't full
yet, and the world needs more children

7. Obviously gay parents will raise
gay children, since straight parents
only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by
religion. In a theocracy like ours, the
values of one religion are imposed on
the entire country. That's why we
have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed
without both a male and a female
role model at home. That's why we
as a society expressly forbid single
parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the
foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy
or longer life spans.