Joke All You Can

Friday, April 11, 2014

at 6:18 PM

Labels: Awesome, Fun

Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
They're adult diapers in a thong... I told you I was bringing sexy back...
I'm not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit
We're gonna sit here, and drink beer until we understand women!
I married my stalker. this could be us but you keep calling the police
When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with cries of "Me Too!" be sure to cherish them. because those weirdos are your tribe
I may not voice my opinion very often but when I do. You shut your dirty clownwhore mouth and listen to what I have to say.
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
Harry we're going to die! yep. we're gonna die virgins! nope. Ginny??? yep

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