Joke All You Can

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

at 7:39 AM

Labels: Reality

Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
if vodka was water and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.. But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck, so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up
Saw the dumbest elevator today, It had a button for the floor I was already on? I don't know how I feel about this.
Not all Spanking are created equal. Sexy Spanking. Punishment Spanking. Therapy Spanking. Role Play Spanking. Hardcore Spanking
I may be blind but at least I'm not black
Do I get a partial credit for simply having the courage to get out of bed and face the world again today?
I gave that bitch a starter. Bitches love starting shit!
San Chai. Kojie San Chai
Of course history repeats itself. Motherfuckers don't listen

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