Uh, Daddy, I got suspended. WTH? What did you do?? Well, my ex. BF was being a dick, so I told him off and he said "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me" so I grabbed a dictionary. Threw it at his face and screamed "Hows that for words hurting you bitch" then ran away. You are totally my daughter, I'll be right there!