Joke All You Can

Thursday, April 17, 2014

at 8:32 PM

Labels: Adult, Dirty

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
Please, continue to call me a bitch while I search for a fuck to give
What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer, and burned pizza have in common? an Idiot who forgot to take it out in time
To my friends, I wish you peace, love and health. blah, blah blah.. screw that! i wish you lots of sex, booze, orgasm and hope you win Lotto
Oh, you like that, huh? Poop comes from there. that's kind of hot. oh my God.
I gave that bitch a starter. Bitches love starting shit!
Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already opened so I poked a hole in the wrapper of each one.

Confession : when I was still married. I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a pack of condoms in his car. The box was already ...
God grant me a vacation to make bearable what I can't change. A friend to make it funny and the wisdom to never get my knickers in a knot because it solves nothing and makes me walk funny.

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