Sunday, May 18, 2014

What's it like having a period?


well this is an interesting question.
Let me break it down for you.

You start getting cramps. Not like the kinda bad normal cramps, "It's, ‘HOLY
FUCK SHOOT MEI WANT TO CURL UP IN A BALL AND DiE1HATE MY
LIFE“ cramps.

You also get hack pains. it's not the worse, but it's just extremely
uncomfortable and not fun to sleep with.

Blood also pours out oi your vagina. And |'n1 not exaggerating when I say pour.
Stand up, Niagara Falls coming out of a hole in your body. Cough. Niagara
Falls. Sneeze, Niagara Fails. Breathe, Niagara Falls.

You also have to deal with the paranoia everyone will see because it soaked
through your pants. To avoid this from happening, you either have to wear a
diaper-type thing or shove something up your vagina and leave it there for
hours. It doesn't feel good to either. You still get the paranoia that oornes along
with it as well.

On top of it all. you‘re somehow angry, horny. depressed. hungry. and in
extreme pain all at the same time. And when you're on your period. it's the
anger that you want to stab someone. Horny horny. You want to either die or
eat everything in sight.

Annnnd we have to do this for a week straight.

That a good enough explanation?

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