A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father "well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" "Dad, you don't mean..." "Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th edition "Dad I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. "Hi honoured", replies father. "I'm dad".