Infosys we recruit 10000 poor cows every year. we put them in a nice cow shed and if they want they can give milk in US, we send them one at a time to US for milking.

HP - we acquire cows and buy their milk after putting our brand name.

WIPRO - we have thousands of cows, we force them to milk 9.15 hours daily.

TCS - Same Pinch!

IBM - We have old stubborn cows, we sell them as dogs to other small "Doodhwala"

Sun Microsystems - We have a bull. it does not give milk.

SAP - We don't believe in having a cow. we well milking solutions.

Microsoft - We have a cow. We force the world to buy milk from us.

Dell - Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. We buy milk from both and sell it as cow's milk

Accenture - We make our retailers fool. we sell them milk worth 30 Rs per litre at 1000 Rs per lite