Joke All You Can

Friday, September 19, 2014

at 2:34 AM

Labels: Awesome

Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
I've decided to teach her to talk, what harm can it do?
I can't I'm Mormon. Mormon Women. Dull in Bed Don't give Head
The Crazy ones always got the best pussy.
I'm not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit
Of course history repeats itself. Motherfuckers don't listen
When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with cries of "Me Too!" be sure to cherish them. because those weirdos are your tribe
I may not voice my opinion very often but when I do. You shut your dirty clownwhore mouth and listen to what I have to say.
They're adult diapers in a thong... I told you I was bringing sexy back...

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