Never give up on your dreams, so keep sleeping

Shit Happens Mickey Mouse

Uh, Er... No Ma'am. I did not just call you a dumbass.. that must have been a Glitch in our Help Desk Software

Finally, It's weekend

Says it's going to expire. Keeps working

Why are they posing... when I'm taking a photo of myself?

Here's to Nipples without them titties would be pointless

Video Games are making society more violent?

How to Write Good Code.

Fun Fact : Whenever marble displays yellow brown-colored stains like those above, it's the result of the marble absorbing oils, from human hands. Meaning that over the centuries, people have been grabbing this statue's boobs

That awaked moment when after charging your phone for 2hrs you realise.. the switch was "off"

iPhone 5S got bitches like. I can't wait till he's asleep so I can unlock his phone with his finger

Best Invention for Drunk Men

Google VS Bing

That kid in the back is like "I know this isn't right, but I don't know what to do. Aw, fuck it."

There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays

When your Gamer Girlfriend puts her hair on a ponytail or a chignon while playing with you. shit just got serious

You still use internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow

Damn Girl are you sitting on an F5 Key? cause that ass is refreshing

Girl, I'm elevating your permissions you may now access my D:

My code doesn't work and I don't know why. My code works and I don't know why

The speed in which a woman says "Nothing!" when asked "what's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the amount of shit coming your way!

An Update is Available for you Computer

Life before Computer

Sex Egg-ucation

Google like a boss

Something iPhone Generation will never understand

Computers were designed to make people more productive and then someone invented the internet

Life is so short, just do what the fuck makes you happy.

How phones used to be. How phones are now

Eminem being one sassy Motherfucker

You say you have a trojan? hmm.. gonna need to take a look at that back door

Welcome to Life! choose a difficulty

if condoms had sponsors

I'm looking for jaden smith. young male from after earth has a thing for confusing tweets. oh, and he smiles like this

Can your Mac do this? I don't think so.

Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy, But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some gil - Dr. Seuss

My wife asked for an Iphone 5S I updated her to IOS 7 and got her a new case

Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow

Our ancestors used to remove their Hats to give respect. And now our new generation remove headphones to give respect

Invents internet gives it to the world for free.

When my screen freezes, I press the power button for a few seconds to force it to turn off

The life of a software Engineer

I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job. because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it - Bill Gates

Computer Emotions

I was running late, so I had asked my husband to peel half the potatoes and put them on to boil and I'd be home soon after to finish dinner, when I got home this is what i found

The #1 Programmer excuse for legitimately slacking off : "My Code's Compiling"

Mom was worried about my trip to Niagara Falls. I sent her this

Arguing on the internet. Yeah, it's pretty much like this

I wish I had a friend like me.