Don't wear black people. Ladies and gentlemen, this is wwhy commas are a huge benefit to the English Language

Sprayed his colon on me so he is all I can smell

at the hospitel n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him fuckin a man tonite is gunna suck. hey robby, I think a comma would help here. Dats fucked up man my grandpa already sick n the last thing he need is to be put in a comma fuck you man

Why is English so much fun? "All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life." because that sentence makes perfect sense.

Don't wear black people

CHEESE! its FRREEEEZE. Jacky Chan

I'd rather be pissed off, then pissed on

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even autocorrect is like, "I got nothing man..."

Grammar The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit

Cat Ass Trophy

I'm stuc on an island, if you see this message and your a good guy, please help me.

Murder of English.

1. pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.

2. both of you stand together separately

3. why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am inside.

4. will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself.

5. I have 2 daughters both are girls.

6. Give me a blue pen of any color.

7. The principal is revolving in the corridor.

8. all of u stand in straight circle

9. open the window. let the airforce come in

etc. End of Thinking capacity

Let's eat grandma! Let's eat, grandma! Punctuation saves lives!

Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for
his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed
our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed
your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not
me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

My parents own a boutique.. oh They're into fashion? No. Medicine

When our teacher asked us to say something about our parents...

Friend : "My parents own a boutique."

Teacher : "Oh, they're into fashion?"

Friend : "No, medicine."