Huge inspirational quote on a landscape.

Let me tell you something There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time. - Jordan Belfort The Wolf of Wall Street

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.. that will teach you to keep your mouth shut - Ernest Hemingway

The World is full of horrible things that will eventually get you and everything you care about. Laughter is a universal way to lift your head up and say : "Not today, you bastards" - Anthony Jeselnik

Long-term consistency trumps short term intensity - Bruce Lee

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups - George Carlin

Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. do what you have to do, for you - Johnny Depp

Not all drugs are good.. some of them are Great - Bill Hicks

I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job. because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it - Bill Gates

Sex without Pain is like food without taste - Marquis De Sade

It is foolish to fear what we've yet to see and know - Itachi Uchiha

Shoe Repair. I will heel you. I will save your sole. I will even dye for you

Yeah, I pretty much never sit by the pool anymore - Marco Polo

Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back.

We can do anything, but not everything

With both happiness and sadness, the same saying applies: 'This too shall pass

Funny Family Quotes

1. My sister yelled at her son, who was playing outside:"Kain na, pinagluto kita ng adobo!" Her son answered,"Mamaya na, nagpapalipad po ako ng sranggola!" My sister said,"Mamaya na 'yan, makakain mo ba 'yang saranggola mo?" Her son answered,"Eh 'yang adobo mo, mapapalipad mo ba?"

2. We once had a visitor who was caught picking her nose by my lola. LOLA:"Ano'ng kinukuha mo, ineng?" VISITOR:"Nursing po." LOLA:"Ah, akala ko kulangkot."

3. During our wedding reception, my wife's mom said in her speech:"Anak, sana matulad kayo sa amin ng daddy mo. Kahit sa ganitong edad, mahilig pa rin sa sex!"

4. My mom once said to me,"If your father is poor, that's destiny. But if your husband is poor, that's stupidity."

5. My mom, to me and my friends at our dinner table:"Barkada kayo ng mga bakla,'no?"

6. When my mom was teaching me language she said,"F is F, P is P. Get the foint?"

7. When my sister had her first manliligaw, our lola asked the boy:"May plano ka bang galawin ang pechay ng apo ko?"

8. My niece to her dad's boss:"Si Daddy 'pag natutulog, laging nakahawak sa dodo ni Mommy!"

9. My 10-year-old sister as she lead the rosary:"The second Sorrowful Mystery is the scouring of the caterpillar..."

10. One time my mom let slip:"Manang-mana ka sa tunay mong ama!"

Drama Queen Quotes

1. "Today was going to be a good day. Then I woke up."

2. "It's sad to see someone you know turn into someone you used to know."

3. "I love sleeping, because my life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake."

4. "My definition of happiness: those few moments when I forget just how much pain I'm in."

5. "The leaf went with the wind because the tree didn't ask her to stay."

6. "The advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening."

7. "Ang tanging lasa sa matabang kang buhay ay ang alat ng sarili kong luha."

8. "What is death but freedom from this chain of pain called life?"

9. "Don't tell me something crazy like you love me, because I might do something crazy, like believe it."

10. "What's that awful noise? Oh, yeah. It's the sound of my heart breaking."

Bratty Quotes

1. Our tatay asked our bunso what he wanted for Christmas,and he answered:"A grand piano." My tatay said:"That's too expensive,anak." Our bunso answered:"So next time, don't ask." - Mr. PERK

2. During an argument with my eight-year-old son, he told me;"You'd make a great evil stepmother."- DEMZ

3. I once screamed at my parents:"Bakit niyo pa ako ipinanganak dito sa mundo kung 'di nyo rin pala ako bibilhan ng Family Computer?" - ACER

4. Officemate 1 didn't finish her food so Officemate 2 said:"Ubusin mo 'yan, ang daming batang nagugutom!" Officemate 1 said:"Nagugutom sila, hindi dahil hindi ko inubos ang pagkain ko. Nagugutom sila dahil hindi nagsikap ang mga magulang nila!" - BLAIR

5. WIFE:"Mabuti siguro kung nagpakasal nalang ako sa demonyo!" HUSBBAND:"Bawal kayo magpakasal sa kamag-anak!"- NO NAME

6. When my friend didn't pass the entrance exam to her university of choice, she immediately took out her cell phone, called her dad and said,"Dad, I didn't pass. Fix it!" - CARMELA A

7. My gal pal fell in love with a mestizo duded. One time, they agreed to meet and he told her;"You're in Makati, I'm in Ortigas, let's meet halfway:I'll see you in Megamall." - REICHEN

8. We heard a loud crash in the next room and when we got there, we saw my niece right next to a broken vase. Asked repeatedly to explain herself, my niece said nothing. When her mom said,"Bakit hindi ka sumasagot?" My niece answered,"I have the right to remain silent." - NICKELTRO

9. Whenever I refure to have sex with my husband, he says, "Sige ka, mambababae ako." - GRACIE

10. "Simple lang ang gusto ko sa buhay... 'yung ako ang masunod." - TINSELBELLE