Joke All You Can

Friday, September 6, 2013

at 5:13 PM

These Two Pictures Show December. Panda December Jokes
Remember the twenty extra years you added to your life through clean healthy living? well these are them
Little Stephen King Reads his first story in class
When a teacher says "Only highlight the important parts"
The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom
How did beyonce's album go #1 in 100 countries when there are only 7? Asia, Africa, Antartica, Australia, North and South America, Europe! woke up to a million people in my mentions tellin me there's more than 7 countries and only 7 condiments, lol yall are ignorants. people are dumb, continents are things like ketchup and mustard, condiments are just bigger countries
Behold! the field in which I grow my fucks Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren
Black girls twerk. Hispanic girls hip roll. Indian girls belly dance. and white girls watch
I'm sorry if I upset you. Please accept this complimentary dildo, and go fuck yourself
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself

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