When your sister's winning the argument.. ''We have to figure out how to destroy my sister."

Parents at Cookouts be like: You betta eat while we here cuz i ain't cookin when we got home

Hatian parents be like... I don't care if there's a hurricane, you still going to school Robenson!

When a sibling tells on you in front of your parents

I hate the phrase "kids will be kids" I think it should be replaced with "Bad parenting results in assholes"

You know you're a Mom when you sleep in till 8 am and it feels as magical as riding out of your bedroom on a unicorn!

Dear Mom, how can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can't hear me say "What?!" multiple times when you scream my name? Sincerely, your confused child

Parents are often faced with crucial decisions. grab child before he falls or grab camera before he falls.

Patience.. what parents have when there are witnesses present.

I often walk a fine line between "super fun" Mom and "Kinda-Psychotic-maybe-we-should-call-the-authorities" Mom

When im a parent I won't take my kid's electronics when they get in trouble I'll just take the charger so I can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

Parenthood reheating the same cup of coffee for the fourth time.. thinking this may finally be the time you get to drink it while it's warm

Every Family has a Rebel!

That moment when your kids are playing quietly in their room. You sneak down the hall, peek in, and accidently make eye contact. you panic and run.. they follow

You know you're lowering your expectations as a parent when you no longer want to raise a president but just someone who flushes the toiler

That's it! no peace and quiet, or a moment to myself. for a whole week! what I'm really saying when I take TV and video games away from my kids.

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz

Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood

No matter how old, or big you get your mom can still kick your butt if she had to.

getting a baby to sleep. what it looks like. how it feels