I love you because you've seen me ugly cry and still talk to me.

Thank you for coming Pikachu you are the only one that understands me

Searched for Him all over the house and found him like this

A 5 year old asked her big brother "what is love?" He replied : "Love is when you steal my chocolate from my school pack everyday.. and I still keep it in the same place."

Hindi mo man solo and inbox ko, ikaw lang naman ang laman ng sent items ko.

I don't always accidentallty step on my Dog. but when I do, I spend the next several minutes sincerely apologizing to him.

Hey girl, what's your sine? it muse be pi over 2 because you are the 1

Hanapin mo yung taong kahit lagi mung inaaway ng walang dahilan. Hindi ka parin iiwan dahil naiintindihan nyang tinotoyo ka lang.

That special feeling when a baby grabs your finger with their whole hand

My Girlfriend left work too late and couldn't get a cake for my birthday so she got me this. I ain't even mad.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

She said don't get too close. it's dark inside. it's where my demons hide. and I answered. get too close, there is a hell inside of me, it's where your demons can live

I'll wait here till you get home

Why don't you just move the cat out of your chair? well I don't want her to hate me