Old Fart. Ned usually didn't mind when the aliens made their crop circles, but this time was personal

Aw, don't be sad. I'm not sad, Just afraid of heights

Feeding a Cat

How many of our spouses has this maniac taken?? we end the reign of terror today!!

This is Bullshit. Yoga

You spin me right round baby, right round. Stop it!

So what do you think of the new guy? His coding is sloppy, but his resume says he's been a professional web designer his whole life

Programmers in Prison

How to Hug. Giant Octopus

5:45AM Feed me! Feed Me! Feed Me!! now now now now now now nooow!!! Whaaat I just fed you. I ate too fast and threw it up. feed me again

Squeak Squeak oh yeeaah! that was great and this bed is sooo comfy. yeah it's memory foam. I.. I remember everything

and then Germany invaded the lower regions of Italy.. what's so funny about that? Kids nowadays...

Good Night Honey. Good Night Deer.

You think having Fans make you sooooo cool, huh? yes

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Heart : Let's do something! Brain : No I'm tired. Heart : I'm sleepy. Brain : What time is it? there's so much we needed to do today! how can you sleep?

Halt! that's a protected species! but I'm just taking pictures, for my instagram. Ok. I'll allow it. Hey everyone, check out my lunch!

Premature Ejaculators Anonymous. Looks like I came too soon!

Because jumping is too mainstream

Sandra's so pretty.. no! not now! you can no longer tell me what to do! Bad time to have a Hard on